"What is my limit...?"
It was a fairly innocuous question, or so I thought.
We inherited a laptop computer with a 17" monitor from Megan's very generous sister Abby. What we didn't inherit was a laptop bag that will fit this monster. I am currently using an old bag from a former employer, but the computer simply doesn't fit right. Anyway, I am now in the market for a laptop bag, but since I only have fleeting access to my fleeting money, I have to check with Megan to make sure there is actually money to spend.
"Honey? What is my limit on laptop bags?"
Shaking, forceful, almost-tear-inducing laughter from Megan.
Me, pretty sure I didn't say anything funny at all, is waiting for her to regain her composure so I can find out how much, if anything, I can spend.
While attempting to catch her breath, she says, "I thought you were going to say, 'what's my limit on a lap dance'?" To which I immediately replied, "Honey? What is my limit on a lap dance?"
No reply on that one.
Though she did tell me twenty to twenty-five dollars should be the limit on a laptop bag. I might get a decent one. For twenty to twenty-five dollars, though, I fear I might not get a decent lap dance.
Normally, I like to add pictures to my blogs, to make them more visually entertaining. I didn't put one in of a laptop bag, because I feel fairly confident that most of you have seen a lap top bag. Now, for various (hopefully obvious) reasons, I am unable to put up a picture of lap dances. (Though they are out there, trust me.)
See you tomorrow.
--Jonny
It was a fairly innocuous question, or so I thought.
We inherited a laptop computer with a 17" monitor from Megan's very generous sister Abby. What we didn't inherit was a laptop bag that will fit this monster. I am currently using an old bag from a former employer, but the computer simply doesn't fit right. Anyway, I am now in the market for a laptop bag, but since I only have fleeting access to my fleeting money, I have to check with Megan to make sure there is actually money to spend.
"Honey? What is my limit on laptop bags?"
Shaking, forceful, almost-tear-inducing laughter from Megan.
Me, pretty sure I didn't say anything funny at all, is waiting for her to regain her composure so I can find out how much, if anything, I can spend.
While attempting to catch her breath, she says, "I thought you were going to say, 'what's my limit on a lap dance'?" To which I immediately replied, "Honey? What is my limit on a lap dance?"
No reply on that one.
Though she did tell me twenty to twenty-five dollars should be the limit on a laptop bag. I might get a decent one. For twenty to twenty-five dollars, though, I fear I might not get a decent lap dance.
Normally, I like to add pictures to my blogs, to make them more visually entertaining. I didn't put one in of a laptop bag, because I feel fairly confident that most of you have seen a lap top bag. Now, for various (hopefully obvious) reasons, I am unable to put up a picture of lap dances. (Though they are out there, trust me.)
See you tomorrow.
--Jonny
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